In the opening pages is a letter inscribed to Gary Dexter from his father. “Dad” advises Dexter that he isn't his real biological father. He explains that he served with another soldier Jeff, in ground forces, and that Jeff is Gary's biological parent. He then continues, explaining that this book is a manuscript he had been working on chronicling both his, and Jeff's exploits during the war and the aftermath of the campaign. In the book's faux Editor's Note, readers learn this book was found in the personal effects of an Airborne Ranger, Gary Dexter, who was killed during the assault on Orly Airport on June 6th, 2042.
The book begins with these three and a half pages, which is a bit ambiguous because readers have no idea who these characters are. However, after the book's 306-pages, it all makes perfect sense. It was a satisfying way to tease the set-up and then slowly build to that early revelation. It's just another unique element in the way Morris tells this story.
Breeder is a tough book to review without giving away spoilers. However, I feel that by giving the concept away, it might encourage you to track the book down. It works like a post-apocalyptic novel, but can serve as science-fiction and action-adventure in the use of purposeful machismo, over-the-top fighting scenes, and the brisk pace. The novel is also set during a new American Civil War, although some of the more intricate details of this war remained unclear.
Jeff Clendenning and Duncan (who might be the author of the letter) are serving as cadets in a rugged ROTC somewhere in America – they think. But the rules of this ROTC program are bizarre, allowing cadets to murder officers in hand-to-hand combat and run wild with sexual urgency. Jeff, who is described as the perfect man, typically has sex with a randomly chosen woman every day and a half. Females are powerless to resist his pheromones. While Jeff is learning the fine art of war and the lay of the land, Duncan is romancing a young woman named Lauren. Jeff ends up sleeping with Lauren as well, which creates animosity between the two cadets.
There are a number of interesting events within this ROTC program, but ultimately, Jeff decides to escape the facility after receiving his graduation orders to stay on base and instruct future cadets. Jeff replaces another soldier and is transported to Texas to fight Mexican gangs and the NRA (yes, that NRA). It is during this battle that Jeff confronts an officer at gunpoint to learn more about who he is and what the ROTC's goals are. This is the wow moment in the book as Jeff learns he was grown in a lab by the Soviets in a super-soldier plot. The ROTC program has been in the Soviet Union the entire time, though dressed up as an average American military town. Further, Jeff is a “breeder”, meaning he can impregnate women and replicate his supersoldier self. Jeff loses his mind upon discovering all of this head-spinning intel and flees.
The second half of the book is a fish-out-of-water tale as Jeff learns about America, romances a woman, and joins a trio of criminals on a bank heist spree. There are letters inserted every few chapters from “Dad” - Duncan – that fill readers in on his military experiences piloting a helicopter. As the book marches to the finale, both Duncan and Jeff are reunited to crush an anti-American rebellion fueled by the Soviets. The last pages of the battle help explain the book's opening three pages, and the letter.
Clearly, Morris was writing Breeder as a condemnation of Hollywood macho-films, spoofing the ability of action heroes to ride tall, shoot straight, speak the truth – and get laid by the most beautiful women. It possesses all the stereotypes and is laugh-out-loud hilarious at times. Proof of this is the John Wayne Bobbit moment that blew my mind (which didn't even occur until five years after this book's publication). Morris was having an absolute blast writing this book, and I'm shocked that it isn't more popular. This is a cult-sensational novel that just waited for an audience that never arrived. If you love the aforementioned genres, or just the idea of this high-concept, then you owe it to yourself to get this book. I will never forget Breeder.
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