Worm on a Hook

Although I don't know Vern's real name he is an online film critic that boasts a solid and dedicated following since 1999.  His blog Vern's Reviews is updated almost daily with new film reviews or tidbits of social commentary. He has authored articles and columns for The Ain't It Cool News, Thrillist, and CliNT Magazine. In 2004 he began writing non-fiction books about film and his book Seagalogy: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal was published by Titan Books in 2008. In 2014 his first work of fiction appeared, Niketown, that blends social satire with crime-fiction. 

My first experience with Vern is his 2020 novel Worm on a Hook. A PW fan reached out and advised me that the book should appeal to my outrageous literary taste. He was kind enough to gift me this 366-page trade paperback and I read it in about two days. 

The book is presented in a non-linear timeline with events jumping back and forth in time. As the book begins, construction workers disturb an underground tunnel system that is used by a legendary hook-handed slasher named Stoneback. With his newfound unearthing the good citizens of rural Iskum Island, a fictional retreat off the coast of Washington, are in for a slaughter. The reader's interest lies within a handful of characters that have arrived on the island for a beer festival. 

Worm on a Hook is an obvious homage to the blood-soaked slasher cinema that haunted Kodak 5247 film stock in the 1970s and 80s. But, I actually found the book to be more like a Marvel mash-up of Black Widow fighting Deadpool. There's more action than horror with the book's unique approach to character development presented as various life events for both the main character, the ultimate final girl Florence, and the legendary killer himself, Stoneback. Their personal histories and various collisions made for an entertaining reading experience that propelled the central narrative at a brisk pace. 

If you enjoy an over-the-top beat 'em up or the mystique of a hook-handed mauler then Worm on a Hook should wiggle its way into your heart. It is nostalgic, action-packed, and a refreshing take on a horror formula. Recommended! Get it HERE.